cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Perfection.

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Just keep swimming.

Just keep swimming.

(Source: bubufood, via wilwheaton)

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why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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Don’t fear the bats! Bats are your friends!

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tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

*gasp* *hearts for eyes*

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seananmcguire:

derinthemadscientist:

chiropterajones:

derinthemadscientist:

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small




That cute little guy could run right up your nose and you wouldn’t even know.

Eeeeee so cute and tiny! Although the potential of nose lizards is, I admit, disturbing.

seananmcguire:

derinthemadscientist:

chiropterajones:

derinthemadscientist:

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

That cute little guy could run right up your nose and you wouldn’t even know.

Eeeeee so cute and tiny! Although the potential of nose lizards is, I admit, disturbing.

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pleatedjeans:

via

Nooooooooo!

pleatedjeans:

via

Nooooooooo!

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I Wore A Bikini and Nothing Happened by Jenny Trout on HuffPo
“This year, I made a New Year’s resolution that confused some people. By confuse, I mean conversations about it usually went like this:
Me: “Next summer, I’m going to wear a bikini.”
Them: “What a great goal! What are you doing? Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? Are you going vegan? Paleo? Are you having the surgery?”
Me: “I said I was going to wear a bikini. I didn’t say I was going to lose weight.”
Them: Face melts off like they’re staring into the Arc of The Covenant.”
(more)
Yassssssss. Can Jenny Trout please be my new bff?

I Wore A Bikini and Nothing Happened by Jenny Trout on HuffPo

This year, I made a New Year’s resolution that confused some people. By confuse, I mean conversations about it usually went like this:

Me: “Next summer, I’m going to wear a bikini.”

Them: “What a great goal! What are you doing? Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? Are you going vegan? Paleo? Are you having the surgery?”

Me: “I said I was going to wear a bikini. I didn’t say I was going to lose weight.”

Them: Face melts off like they’re staring into the Arc of The Covenant.”

(more)

Yassssssss. Can Jenny Trout please be my new bff?

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ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG. 

via @sethdmichaels

QUEEN.

(Source: ihopeyoulikeblackberries, via fishingboatproceeds)

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thenearsightedmonkey:

Even more summer lovin’ from Marlys!

Marlys is my 4-ever BFF.

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ruaniamh:


kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE


I for one welcome our new robot over… NOT IN THE FACE!

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

I for one welcome our new robot over… NOT IN THE FACE!

(Source: quevidamastriste, via molly23)

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