Self-help manatee think you are great just the way you are.
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Self-help manatee think you are great just the way you are.
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Every. Time.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa620876b162c7e3e05afaa46aa60ba8/tumblr_mm1ag1OBJL1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
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Every. Time.
Swedish Chef Ramsey.
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Totally worth it.
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Motivational Megafauna, they’re extinct but they are proud of you.
I’ve always wanted a mastodon hug.
I like motivational megafauna even more than charismatic megafauna!
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I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
I literally almost peed my pants from laughing so hard. Hahahaha!
I have never heard a grown man laugh like that.
i just woke up everyone in my house bc i was laughing so hard
i am literally crying
dear lord, the dude laughing in the background is the most joyous and wonderful thing I have ever put into my ears.
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”Well, did you try balancing on top of Mort and then sniffing it?
Why of course, of course, of course! After all it is red and be-seeded and therefore HIGHLY curious INDEED!
Tiny turtle investigations: CSI Strawberry
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Everyone you love is made of stardust.
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Fred McFeely Rogers (March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003)
Oh. Sobbing. Okay.
Oh, Mr. Rogers. We miss you.
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