i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
Don’t fear the bats! Bats are your friends!
Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)
This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small
That cute little guy could run right up your nose and you wouldn’t even know.
Eeeeee so cute and tiny! Although the potential of nose lizards is, I admit, disturbing.
I Wore A Bikini and Nothing Happened by Jenny Trout on HuffPo
“This year, I made a New Year’s resolution that confused some people. By confuse, I mean conversations about it usually went like this:
Me: “Next summer, I’m going to wear a bikini.”
Them: “What a great goal! What are you doing? Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? Are you going vegan? Paleo? Are you having the surgery?”
Me: “I said I was going to wear a bikini. I didn’t say I was going to lose weight.”
Them: Face melts off like they’re staring into the Arc of The Covenant.”
Yassssssss. Can Jenny Trout please be my new bff?